He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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