And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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