I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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