i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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