So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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