so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
