Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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