I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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