Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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