My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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