Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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