Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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