i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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