SEEEEXXX PLEASE
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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