I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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