I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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