Already got asked if we're dating
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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