A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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