I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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