i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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