Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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