I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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