does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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