I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This baby is an asshole
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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