Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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