omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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