i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Randomize
