If i could tip my vagina, i would.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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