I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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