Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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