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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.

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(914): View more from New York

Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?

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(907): View more from Alaska

The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.

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(206): View more from Washington

I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me

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