i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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