Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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