So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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