we're blogging at a bar
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
dude. I can hear the air.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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