so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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