i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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