You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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