My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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