It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The struggles of a small town man whore
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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