Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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