So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
