Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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