My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
