he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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