i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
In America we eat man semen.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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