apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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