So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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