Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have fence marks all over my body
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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