There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
