Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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